Flight Engineer

When we are in the airport, a lot of times we can see the pilots and cabin crew walking by us and begin admiring their glamorous career on board the aircraft, but do we know who is the one responsible for the maintenance aspect of the aircraft that they working on? That person is Licensed Aircraft Maintenance Engineers, he is the one responsible to make sure that an aircraft is save to fly, to carry passengers or cargo's from one point to another point and I know and met one of them, Brother Helmi. If you think you know everything about flight and glamorous career, you wrong. Take a journey to his website, you gonna like it.

Murid sekolah

Kelas A:
Guru:Jika ayah kamu mendapat RM80 seminggu dan memberi emak kamu separuh,berapakah yang ayah kamu dapat?

Murid:PERANG!!

Kelas B:
Cikgu: Cikgu minta kamu ceritakan tentang mak masing2
Murid A : Emak saye seorang yang penyanyang tapi kuat berleter.

Murid B: (dgn bersungguh-sungguh) Emak saye pulak sungguh cantik tapi sampai sekarang belom berkahwin. (^-^)

Kelas C:
Cikgu: Baiklah murid-murid...hari ini kita akan belajar ABC
Murid C: Saye tak suka ABC la cikgu, cincau ada tak?

Why Islam

I think this is a must see video. Now I know why most of Saudi women are not working. It is because of they choose not to work.

Stesen Minyak Betranos

Rahman bekerja di stesen minyak Betranos, Jalan King Fahad, Riyadh. Dia selalu melayani pelanggan yang ingin mengisi minyak ke dalam kereta. Pada suatu hari minyak di stesen tersebut telah habis dan perlu menunggu lagi 4 jam untuk minyak di isi semula. Rahman akan memberitahu kepada pelanggan bahawasanya minyak telah habis. Tiba-tiba datang pula pelanggan berbangsa Arab bersama kenderaan. Rahman lega sedikit, bukan apa dia ingat pak arab itu bawa unta. Tapi gelabah juga si Rahman ni akibat tidak tahu bercakap arab. Akhirnya terlintas satu ayat arab yang biasa digunakan untuk menggambarkan sesuatu itu habis. Rahman berkata kepada pak arab tersebut "Encik, minyak sudah habis, SADAQALLAHULLA'ZIMMM".

Peribajau 3: Semmut Keyat

Semmut Keyat - pronounce as Semut K-Yat, bermaksud 'Semut Merah'. Aku dapat idea nak buat peribajau ni sebab aku ada kawan di Riyadh ni yang frust menonggeng tak dapat nak balik Malaysia sebab ada masalah yang belum selesai lagi. Kesian kat dia...

Aku rasa tak payah lah aku terangkan panjang lebar, cuma peribajau ni bukanlah di antara dua orang bercinta, tapi peribajau ni sebenarnya di antara orang-orang yang rasa diri mereka besar dan berkuasa dengan orang yang takde atau "tak punya apa-apa". Faham-fahamlah kan. Korang dengarlah lagu ni dan hayati liriknya, okay?

vSwitch

VMware open development of ESX Virtual Switches to Third Party vendors, and Cisco is expected to be the first company announcing such product, perhaps Virtual Catalyst?

You must read this and this.

"A virtual switch, vSwitch, works much like a physical Ethernet switch. It detects which virtual machines are logically connected to each of its virtual ports and uses that information to forward traffic to the correct virtual machines. A vSwitch can be connected to physical switches using physical Ethernet adapters, also referred to as uplink adapters, to join virtual networks with physical networks. This type of connection is similar to connecting physical switches together to create a larger network. Even though a vSwitch works much like a physical switch, it does not have some of the advanced functionality of a physical switch. For more information on vSwitches"

To me, again it will be a new security issue of course. We'll see...

uDc team members

MegaGath is over! I couldn't participate this time but some of uDc team members is there. It's not a security conference or similar it's just a gathering and celebration for one of our friend that going to leave the country very soon.

I wish him all the best and hope he will find his soul mate.

There is a good news too, CursedDaemon (picture: left), the youngest team member of uDc are now back in town. He is now continuing his study. Wish him all the best too!

I missess all you guys special CursedDaemon, my vocabulary. I hope I'll see him when I get back to Malaysia and have a teh tarik at mama stall.